Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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