She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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