Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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