Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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