i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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