oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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