covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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