So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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