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He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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