Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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