Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I'm eating all of the evidence.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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