Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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