Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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