Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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