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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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