I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Randomize
