im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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