No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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