i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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