The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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