so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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