Porn is love you can see.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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