you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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