This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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