THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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