Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You may now shotgun with the bride
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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