Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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