better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
found the other keg... it's in the tree
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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