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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She told me I should be a condom model.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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