what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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