Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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