went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
No stitches, just platelets and will power
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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