Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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