She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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