my text book just quoted the cookie monster
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Randomize
