She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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