Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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