Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
areolas are like halos for boobs.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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