Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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