2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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