Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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