I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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