How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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