i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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