It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
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