so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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