Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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