we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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