She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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