we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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